NFL: Here,this is our new anthem policy to remind you that we are the best at lacking common sense and dignity

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read here. Sportswriters just in it for the free tickets? Take a fucking seat, jabroni.

We must got to very different Home Depots. I’ve never got that impression. Always got positive vibes.

Behold, a flock of dinosaur-sized turkeys!

Turn based games, my friend. All of the challenge, but the game only advances when you’re good and ready to end your turn

Translate to American, that really got me lol.

Never trust anybody about anybody else, former lover, or not.

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

What makes you think McGregor wasn’t paid to fuck up this event? The UFC doesn’t seem to be going after him very hard.

If you hook a shark, it’s going to bleed. TMZ apparently has a vid of it swimming away. BFD, no story here.

This is a bad take.

Follow the rust trail until you see smoke.

Opposite here. I need 3 blankets, but my wife turns into the fucking Human Torch at night.

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

Google is your friend. And she’s a he. Rejecting one’s penis and having everyone go along with your mental illness doesn’t change basic biology. Scarlet isn’t a heroine for feminism, but the latest attack on biological women who are now expected to go to the back of the culture bus as mentally ill men take their place…

Don’t disrespect their life choices. They obviously care deeply for each other.

When I read ‘Stands empty” in the headline I expected to see everyone leave in protest of something so unsportsmanlike as a brawl. Anyone else?