Nope. Nope nope nope. Video games don’t belong in the Olympics. The chess people have been trying to do this for decades, and they’re wrong for exactly the same reason. The Olympics is for sports, for athletes, who compete in physical, non-representative events with their own bodies.

I feel like the “Deadspin Snow Idiots” tag narrowcasts a bit too much, whereas “Deadspin Idiots” could conceivably become a pretty big hub.

Only the gorillas have thumbs - your best defense is a door. I’ll be sitting on my couch watching The Gorilla Channel with the gorillas.

I’ll take the rats and gorillas. I can soak the rats in kerosene and teach the gorillas to light them on fire and toss them like Molotov cocktails at the enemy.

Heres the issue. Even if the Division is “Good” now. Its not worth the cost of all the DLC and the game itself. I own Division, really enjoyed the first 3 months. But im not gonna pay 45 or more dollars to hop back into an extremely flawed game. The fact that they have to lock you out of all the DLC that actually…

Maybe the fact that they only spent 10 minutes considering the fallout of the largest sex abuse scandal in sports history is the reason why there needs to be a change in leadership.

They only thing I can think is that they are sending a message. That we don’t get to tell them when someone who works for them needs to be replaced. In their eyes, MSU is their house, bought and paid for, and they decide what goes on inside of it.

Should we be making it easier for people enter to U.S. illegally? Or is the basic concept of a national border anathema at this point?

I’m a staunch advocate for return by catapult.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

I have never enjoyed a game about failure this much.

Yeah.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

God, I just want the Lakers to fire Luke and let LaVar try to run the team. Inject that schadenfreude straight into my goddamn veins.

I’d be angry too if I was selling my entire family

your take is bad and you should feel bad

lebosley?

I’d go with something with tracks this time.

Forget the Tuatara, I want a Capybara!