Only the gorillas have thumbs - your best defense is a door. I’ll be sitting on my couch watching The Gorilla Channel with the gorillas.

I’ll take the rats and gorillas. I can soak the rats in kerosene and teach the gorillas to light them on fire and toss them like Molotov cocktails at the enemy.

Heres the issue. Even if the Division is “Good” now. Its not worth the cost of all the DLC and the game itself. I own Division, really enjoyed the first 3 months. But im not gonna pay 45 or more dollars to hop back into an extremely flawed game. The fact that they have to lock you out of all the DLC that actually…

Maybe the fact that they only spent 10 minutes considering the fallout of the largest sex abuse scandal in sports history is the reason why there needs to be a change in leadership.

They only thing I can think is that they are sending a message. That we don’t get to tell them when someone who works for them needs to be replaced. In their eyes, MSU is their house, bought and paid for, and they decide what goes on inside of it.

Should we be making it easier for people enter to U.S. illegally? Or is the basic concept of a national border anathema at this point?

I’m a staunch advocate for return by catapult.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Yet another “progressive” Silicon Valley company with a don’t rock the boat mindset?

I have never enjoyed a game about failure this much.

Yeah.

No, it’s fucking ridiculous. If I had money tied up in an NYC pension and they started pulling this shit for political reasons, I’d blow a fucking gasket.

If I were the CEO of a large energy company, I would tell NYC to fuck off, and stop selling gas there. It would be hilarious to watch your economy collapse. I would actively taunt those idiots.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

God, I just want the Lakers to fire Luke and let LaVar try to run the team. Inject that schadenfreude straight into my goddamn veins.

I’d be angry too if I was selling my entire family

your take is bad and you should feel bad

i think that one has been covered by the numerous “Your office is cold because MEN!!!1!!1!” articles

I’d go with something with tracks this time.