I’m sorry. If a shower head is $150 off, that should bring the grand total to -$125.

I’m sorry. If a shower head is $150 off, that should bring the grand total to -$125.

A 500$ shower head, are you serious?

A 500$ shower head, are you serious?

It would be so weird to have an offhand comment you made about a novelty shower head turn into a cornerstone of said novelty shower head’s marketing campaign.

It would be so weird to have an offhand comment you made about a novelty shower head turn into a cornerstone of said…

Other people’s money is always paltry.

You could have bought a bunch of Magic: the Gathering cards without even going to another website!

You haven’t really slammed Bitcoin until you explain that ‘Mt. Gox’ literally, LITERALLY, stands for Magic The Gathering Online eXchange.

Talib is 2/2 on ripping Crabtree’s chain off...

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

He’s A Dim Son...

I stood next to Hope Solo backstage at a conference earlier this week — can confirm she’s awesome and terrifying

Huh, who knew that Sepp Blatter cared about anything other than money?

Although to be fair, he might have thought that was where she kept her wallet.

In that photo her face suggests, “I can’t believe this fucking troll just grabbed my ass backstage.”

Han Solo is gonna fuck him up when he hears what Sepp did to his daughter.

Probably created a second 1-day-only account to do so.

Did you star your own post?

Imagine being so Mad Online that you created an account just to say this

Ha, I wouldn’t have realized five of the seven gifs were of the same person without the name “Charlotte” in each of them. 

“The sticking point, according to Breer, was Garoppolo’s desire to, you know, actually play meaningful football before he becomes eligible to collect Social Security”.

If this starts a trend of big hairy guys in “Sexy ________” costumes, I’m all for it.