I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

I’m just gonna leave this right here for you, Mike

He is definitely not joking

People generally think of woodpeckers as small birds but the pileated woodpecker is a big sonofabitch. Cute though.

It’s one thing to be there for your kids and to instill confidence in them.

LaVar has instead chosen to be a braying ass whose only purpose in life is trying to live out his failed sports dreams through his children.

This is how I’ve felt about Columbus for the last 17 years.

I’m never going to get used to that logo/uniform. Or the team name. Everything about this team seems like it belongs in a big-budget movie about professional hockey that wasn’t able to get an NHL licensing agreement.

Did he... did he just stuff that down the kid’s throat!?!?!?

Tesla could achieve enconomies of scale. But they’re competing directly with companies that are already reaaaaaly good at doing that and who are also developing the same technology. Tesla didn’t even move to protect their IP.

I dislike Kate del Castillo but I would not wish Sean Penn to anyone.

Free stuff for everyone!

Don’t make fun of Billy. He grew up on the southern isthmus of the Texan peninsula. It was a hard-scrabble life on the tundra there and education was a luxury - not a right.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”

Of course not. It’s a car.

hahahaha happens to the most mediocre of us.

Of all the dumbass shit.

I made the light wall from Stranger Things

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.