In light of possible legal action, sources close to the situation say Gregory has retained the services of Dewey Cheatem & Howe.

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Yet again, reality is out of ideas so it’s just recycling dumb twitter jokes

A mistake was made,

and was it me, or was there some divorce shaming going on in the post about Zoey? “...where they posed with chainsaw-wielding teenagers and what looks like the ghost of her previous marriage.”

Um. Jonathan Scott is also divorced? Why pick on one of Zoey’s previous relationships?

“local media became suspicious when Cardinal Ritter introduced their new quarterback, Ron Mexico.”

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

““That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.”

I think this trend is a few years old now, and it still seems like a bad idea for a party to make all your friends wait in line for food. I went to a food truck event this weekend and the food was better than most restaurant, but waiting in a line to yell and order in a tiny window and wait at a second window for your…

“I found out when I got there, and there were paparazzi everywhere. I was thinking, ‘There’s more to this than meets the eye.’”

“baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sunglasses-wearing, oat milk latté and Adderall-fueled”

“What is Clueless without the flannel, block heeled Mary Janes, and the Cranberry’s CD left in the quad? It’s not Clueless.”

Ok, I love the write up but honestly?

. . . this is cute as hell.

STEM: Shit Talking English Major!

I think I read an interview with him once where he was asked if he ever wanted to go back to practicing medicine again, and his response was basically fuck no, that being a doctor was terribly stressful, with terrible hours, and why would he go back to that when he basically gets to fuck around all day now? Don’t…

WHOA -I didn’t know that there was an updated version of the Malibu Dream House! I was picturing the version I remembered from my childhood in the 1980s.

This is why the Jets hired Gase. He sees ALL the sparks. 

Spark

I unironically love this show SO much. I went from jokingly watching it to getting excited every Monday for a new episode. It’s dumb, it’s brainless, but it’s also *nice* and joyful in a way you don’t really see on TV these days.

I never thought I would say this, but on a show with both Robin Thicke and Jenny McCarthy, Ken Jeong is the worst part.