I suppose we can throw him in.

I didn’t see anything about those girlfriends being from Canada, so probably not.

First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

The threat of playing the Dolphins every Sunday is the only way Philip Rivers can get his kids to church.

I saw on one of those flight tracking sites that Dan’s private jet was making a trip to South Carolina!

I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:

If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.

You left out the other costs of going to a game - parking, concessions, souvenirs, et cetera. Most people pay the same rate for those things no matter what ticket they buy. There is premium parking and clubs with higher priced food, but for the most part the guy paying $16 and the guy paying $12 for a seat (to use the…

I’ve been mounting a one-man crusade to return dude to its early, cowboy (and Yankee Doodle) era usage of a fancily or ostentatiously dressed man. As in, “get a load of this dude.” Meaning “get a load of this person, who is a dude” as opposed to just “get a load of this [alternate word for person].” Since everyone…

It’s nice you think he 1) cares about these things enough to Google them and 2) can formulate cogent questions and sentences to type into the search engine bar.

Uhh, the original story about the other parents detailed how she tried to poison the mom and harbored homicidal thoughts. Didn’t it? 

It’s the American way at its finest.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Wait, is this a thing? I once had a 15-year-old boy in my summer school class who made me feel uneasy for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on, and he turned out to be a 22-year-old Ukrainian national who’d overstayed his visa and was paying some family to “adopt” him. He’s now in prison on a bunch of charges.

One imagines that some athletes might factor the ability to get paid for their work into decisions they make about where to play sports!

Because allowing likeness revenue is essentially opening the back door for paying players. “Come to Podunk U! The University can’t pay you, but the PU Athletic Boosters Association will give you $100k to appear at their annual banquet.”

I haven’t followed this particular case really close, but I write about Ca. employment law and it’s very common for the lege to give a bunch of lead time for a bill to take effect — especially ones like this that are sure to cause a shitstorm. Look aty the $15 minimum wage — it was passed in 2016, but doesn’t take full…

According to ESPN’s story, the delay is designed to give other states a chance to catch up and implement their own versions of the bill.

You had it right. The bill applies to private universities as well. From the language of SB 206: