I give you...Broden Spunk.

Holy shit, that label!

Why not shorten Mitchell to CHILL?

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

You shouldve gone to the voodoo museum! You could’ve met Dr. Facilier and been turned into a talking frog while he plots to give the souls of everyone in New Orleans to his friends on the other side!

It doesn't matter what colour the grills are, Justin. They're still gross

In the same vein as breeding without regard for genetic and health factors, poodle x whatever crosses have great variability in phenotypes, such that litters and even littermates can have completely different physical and behavioral characteristics. Whereas progeny of a pure bred cross will have predictable and…

I want to go back to s1 soon and see how different it plays from the majesty that is 3-6.

Also, I really enjoy season 7. It’s one hell of a victory lap, even if a touch saccarhine at times. But I’ll take that over the way a lot of shows end...

They should recommend S2 as the start line.

Much as I love Ben/Adam Scott, and hate Brendano-quitz...S2 of Parks is fucking awesome.

I have confidence that this show, like other great Michael Schur shows, will hit it’s stride and make people love it, about five minutes before it gets cancelled.

It wasnt nearly as good as the middle seasons, but compared to the last few seasons of the Office, it was damn good

I really want this show to succeed, it has so many good people involved in it (Schur, Penn, Booster etc), I’m sure if given enough time it’ll become a great show. Remember how different the first and second season of Parks & Rec was?

And though director James Griffiths once or twice veers into “Hey, look, Portland!” territory (despite the fact that the series was not filed in Oregon)

I mean, pretty much every show contains tropes. That’s why TvTropes exists. It’s all down to execution.

Cobie Smulders with Jake Johnson and Michael Ealy already has better potential options for love interests than she had on 19 seasons* of How I Met Your Mother, and the show hasn’t even started yet

Cobie Smulders, Jake Johnson, and Michael Ealy? This show is going to have to be really, really bad to make me not watch it. They already had me with Smulders, but combined with Johnson and Ealy, that makes it much more exciting.

Heard about this show through my mom, who wanted me to know ‘the Canadian girl from How I Met Your Mother’ has a new show, like we went to high school together or something and are not just total strangers who come from the same country.

Does Kyle MacLachlan reprise his role as mayor of Portland?

Excited for this. Looking forward to flashbacks where you find out that she used to be a Canadian pop star, though really that was an undercover assignment for the secret military organization she belonged to.