Okay, I once consulted for PepsiCo on product development for SunChips. They spent a fortune testing — I shit you not — Apple Cinnamon, chocolate, and various berry flavored SunChips. They were goddamn awful and dozens of focus group respondents said so....

He chose to show the world that.

As a teacher, I would love a longer school year with shorter days and more dispersed breaks. Makes more sense anyway.

“Innocent before proven guilty” is a legal phrase (kind of) that has nothing to do with the Patriots signing and cutting Antonio Brown.

It’s not his fault the interview was held in a park full of squirrels across the street from the post office.

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

You know reporters aren’t going to get a real answer to this question, especially from Belichick and the Patriots. But by the same token, everybody on the Patriots knows the question is coming, so the stare down is just rude and an attempt to bully.

I picked up this year’s Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest after your last column, and it’s absolutely fantastic. Good call.

He’s not even denying the accusations, just complaining that he’s being punished unfairly. Interesting.

He even just had to shut up until friggin monday...then he would have gotten the Signing Bonus. But he couldnt keep his mouth shut for 14 days. And that in a time he already has burned two Teams and had a lawsuit on his back..

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

All the teams thinking of signing him now have cold feet. 

I take the Miss Manners route when asked to smile: Why? Is there something amusing happening?

My bitch face hasn’t rested since November 8, 2016.

The tongue? Would that render us unable to talk?

Plastic surgeons are capitalizing on it and women are getting corrective surgeries so they can appear more "cheerful" looking at all times.

Give yourself a high five from me!

The other morning, I was walking to BART, and some drunk guy, literally lying on the sidewalk, looked up at me and said "Smile, baby." I didn't. Instead, I stopped and said "Who the fuck are you? You don't know me. Why should I smile for you, asshole?" He just looked at me and mumbled "Whatever." So, I turned and…

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