This is the most conflicted I’ve ever been over a post. Syrup: good take. Heinz: good take. Leaving ketchup *out* of the fridge YOU SICK FUCK.

Apparently that’s only for whole-hog maple syrup, not AJ or Mrs. Butterworth’s or whatever.

God damn it, Drew. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE THING, ASSHOLE.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Eh, I think that the only way to cut this Gordian knot (without setting it on fucking fire) is to call out and encourage decency. It’s at a premium nowadays, and I feel like people are so caught up in their right to feel injured/afraid/angry that the knot just gets tighter.

Welcome to pretty much every high school movie ever.

She looks incredible for 50. She looks incredible for 40.

We all lost hope that day. Then the season ended with the Colts winning the SB and Manning finally finishing all the ‘He can’t win the big one’ talk. Except the Chargers always had his number. That was the Chargers SB to win.

Has a city “Bye Felicia”ed a team as hard as San Diego seems to have done to the Chargers?

They will not even be the second choice of the city, which is still Raider country. The Chargers are leaving their heart behind, and nothing is waiting for them.

Who the fuck calls an 8am meeting?!? Fuck this guy.

I agree to all that. But is LA and no stadium ownership, and no entrenched fan base really worth more than $1.3 billion more than SD with your own stadium? Especially with the future of TV revenue so murky?

I think the precedent is being set in LA as we speak. If the city fails to support the Rams AND the Chargers, the biggest bogeyman in NFL relocation schemes utterly disappears (though with Las Vegas set to take its place). Hence why the league was offering huge subsidies to Spanos to get him to stay; the THREAT of…

Basically this has been the Chargers and the City of San Diego for years.

Did you watch Suh in college? Boulware isn’t even the same galaxy, talent-wise. Suh was probably the best player in the country, offense or defense, his senior year. Boulware isn’t even the best player on his own defense.

Gritty, gutty, gym rat with great field sense. Hustle player. Coach on the field.

Such scrappy. Very grit.

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”