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Public service announcement: never, just never, get involved in a multi-level marketing scheme. The average participant *loses* money. You do not want to do work to lose money. Your friends will also hate you. Thank you.

Counterpoint: Eli Manning is butt

pandas love world peace

The WSJ did an article on Andrew Luck’s locker room book club, and I read one of the books he had recommended, and it was great. The 100 Year Old Man Who Jumped Out the Window.

Just.... like you do, I guess? “I am tired of an alternative dimension over which I am the sadist-king, now I shall tour Australia and run a nightclub, yes this is a good plan.”

I mean, for a new Bell Labs you also need to reverse a few decades of antitrust policy that dismantled Ma Bell... then again, look at Google.

I put a real poem here, for everyone. I am not this author. This is just a good poem that I found recently.

Oh, I would definitely feel exactly the same way about this ‘poetry’ if it were written by a man, a chatbot, a gorilla with an ergonomic keyboard...

This is worse poetry than the worst stuff that the worst student in my undergrad poetry workshops used to turn out.

I have never watched this show, but I have seen ads for it, and I need help. The premise is that the literal devil, Lucifer, moves to Los Angeles, and decides to help a detective solve crimes. Am I correct in this? Can someone explain to me how tf this is a TV show? I am genuinely asking.

It’s not awful. It’s a perfectly reasonable choice. Some people choose not to get married or have a long-term partner, some people choose not to have kids, all of this is okay. If you don’t want kids of your own, too, you can always be an uncle to your friend’s kids - take the kid somewhere for a few hours and you

Edge of Tomorrow was awesome. Just ganking aliens all over the place, and Tom Cruise dying a lot.

Iono, man, what’s her job? Some people had hobbies and then got life-sucking jobs that reduced them to a puddle of Netflix at the end of the day. SO I HAVE HEARD.

In a tweet, no less!

It’s particularly remarkable because this kid’s initial take was so mild - here’s my buddy; I hope he gets to play some! For Herbie the Smugbug to get all het up about this is so extra.

It was the headshot. Not that Leach isn’t a grumpy asshole, but it was the headshot.

I, too, have never thrown a TD pass and would like starter money plz where is my jersey kthxbai

It’s particularly noteworthy if you look at how many fans were there for the SC game... clearly, the Trojans are LA’s pro team.

don’t play a friggin drum for a friggin baby