Top five Christmas movie, you know I’m right.

I don’t believe in anything even remotely resembling a christian afterlife, or any afterlife really.

Is that new testament?

Ain’t no hypocrite like an evangelical hypocrite coz an evangelical hypocrite don’t quit!

The issue isn’t what Falwell and Becki are into it is the fact that he, his family, The GOP & phony ass evangelicals everywhere have judged, tormented and demonized The LGTBQ community forever while pretending to be an example of “Good Christians.” I mean even up until this morning this bitch ass cuck was trying to…

Liberty [University], where students are asked to sign an “honor code,” which prohibits sex outside of marriage, but the honor code doesn’t say anything about watching.

Cancer said, “nah, fuck it this is straight trash right here.”

Doesn’t he have terminal cancer? I would never say this about a person but since Rush Limbaugh is actually a sentient bag of shit, can he just die already? Ceasing to live will be the one good thing he ever did for humanity.

Someone who has been detained for trying to smuggle Viagra into the country without a prescription should be more circumspect in attacking other people for their sexual histories. Limbaugh, like the rest of the GOP, is scared, and when he’s scared he goes to the same old racism and sexism that has always worked for…

Maybe do the final funeral episode live. 

Murder by suplex and piledriver!

Here’s hoping they repurpose the bins for his dismembered remains.

Animated and voiced by Billy Bob Thorton, please thanx.

... and offered to instead entertain us by doing a handstand walk from the top of the block all the way down. He did not.

The show is inconsistent but fun when it hits. If you liked the original movie or Tales from the Crypt, you'll probably enjoy it.

The 1982 Creepshow movie gave the 11-year-old me a serious case of the heebie jeebies.

This movie came out two full years before the lovely Deborah Foreman told us all about her affinity for a man who can nail a six-inch spike through a board with his penis in Real Genius. Clearly it was either something she had to grow into, or hanging out with all those punk rockers was more enlightening than she ever…

When you sit the two brothers next to each other, it’s undeniable that Chris is the hotter Cuomo son. But put Chris next to, like, someone from the Hot Chris Pantheon (Pine, Evans, Hemsworth, Messina, etc.) and the game clearly changes.

My first response was “Big Brother is still going?” I really didn’t think it was running still, anywhere in the world!

“I’m annoyed by the fact that we’re totally ignoring the “I feel fine” portion of the title, which almost certainly nobody does.”