lizturtle1973
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lizturtle1973
Aug 25
9

I don’t believe in anything even remotely resembling a christian afterlife, or any afterlife really. Read more

Aug 25
7

Is that new testament?

Aug 25
105

Ain’t no hypocrite like an evangelical hypocrite coz an evangelical hypocrite don’t quit! Read more

Aug 25
126

The issue isn’t what Falwell and Becki are into it is the fact that he, his family, The GOP & phony ass evangelicals everywhere have judged, tormented and demonized The LGTBQ community forever while pretending to be an example of “Good Christians.” I mean even up until this morning this bitch ass cuck was trying to Read more

Aug 25
90

Liberty [University], where students are asked to sign an “honor code,” which prohibits sex outside of marriage, but the honor code doesn’t say anything about watching. Read more

Aug 24
11

Cancer said, “nah, fuck it this is straight trash right here.”

Aug 24
60

Doesn’t he have terminal cancer? I would never say this about a person but since Rush Limbaugh is actually a sentient bag of shit, can he just die already? Ceasing to live will be the one good thing he ever did for humanity.

Aug 24
111

Someone who has been detained for trying to smuggle Viagra into the country without a prescription should be more circumspect in attacking other people for their sexual histories. Limbaugh, like the rest of the GOP, is scared, and when he’s scared he goes to the same old racism and sexism that has always worked for Read more

Jul 9
3

Maybe do the final funeral episode live. 

Apr 18
2

Murder by suplex and piledriver!

Apr 18
8

Here’s hoping they repurpose the bins for his dismembered remains.

Apr 17
8

Animated and voiced by Billy Bob Thorton, please thanx.

Apr 17
11

... and offered to instead entertain us by doing a handstand walk from the top of the block all the way down. He did not. Read more

Apr 14
3

The show is inconsistent but fun when it hits. If you liked the original movie or Tales from the Crypt, you'll probably enjoy it.

Apr 14
3

The 1982 Creepshow movie gave the 11-year-old me a serious case of the heebie jeebies.

Apr 14
11

This movie came out two full years before the lovely Deborah Foreman told us all about her affinity for a man who can nail a six-inch spike through a board with his penis in Real Genius. Clearly it was either something she had to grow into, or hanging out with all those punk rockers was more enlightening than she ever Read more

Mar 17
10

When you sit the two brothers next to each other, it’s undeniable that Chris is the hotter Cuomo son. But put Chris next to, like, someone from the Hot Chris Pantheon (Pine, Evans, Hemsworth, Messina, etc.) and the game clearly changes.

Mar 17
40

My first response was “Big Brother is still going?” I really didn’t think it was running still, anywhere in the world!

Mar 17
5

That scene in Outbreak where some jackass sneezes in the movie theater and the SPRAY is lit up by the film projector. Gaaah! I have never forgotten.

Mar 17
19

I’m annoyed by the fact that we’re totally ignoring the “I feel fine” portion of the title, which almost certainly nobody does.”