Tonight on Hollywood Story: After her hit show ended, Beatrice spiraled downward after being unable to land another role. The endless days of sleeping. Playing fetch had no joy without glaring lights and hum of the cameras. She will be missed. STELLAAAAAAAAAA.

Truly. This administration has made it impossible to believe anything they say. Remember when the virus was a hoax? And then they turned around and declared a national emergency. Get. On. Point. Sorry, it’s just been bugging me.

Yeah, it’s super sketchy. These are the same people who also bought stolen artifacts from ISIS and were like “whoops.” Just more reasons to avoid this museum and Hobby Lobby in general.

Several of their artifacts were purchased through an intermediary from ISIS, so Hobby Lobby money went to ISIS. So that’s cool.

There is a documentary that ran last year on either the Smithsonian or National Geographic channel that called attention to the fact that most of the known forged Dead Sea fragments suspiciously were of the very few passages that involved homosexuality; like, why were so many “newly found” fragments all about such a mi…

America First!

I like the way he is covering up his balls.

She’s an under-rated gem. Absolutely killed it in NBC’s workplace comedy, “Great News.”

That’s a “thirst trap” for Pilot Pete? Good God, he must really be as boring as everyone says. 

Given how post-modern the evangelical movement’s conception of truth is, that doesn’t really surprise. I mean, post-modernism as an academic theory of truth was never taken all that seriously. The main insight and value of the post-modernist movement was to note that there is a fundamental distinction between what is,…

Yep, that’s what I was going to say.

I would think ushering in the apocalypse through his complete mishandling of this pandemic would actually be a positive thing in evangelicals’ minds.

I think people took to the movie because it was a modest, unassuming little film that hadn’t been run through the studio homogenizer. It didn’t have the wittiest script but it was sweet and sincere, two qualities that are very rare these days. It was also wisely cast with a lot of good character actors with…

Peter needs to move out of his momma’s damn house.

Sorry, the “world leader in infectious diseases”? Yes, we certainly will be with this dumbshit sack of impotent dicks in charge of things. 

Maybe he forgot the “thoughts” part?

I made the mistake of watching the prequel.

Surprised Pence hasn’t brought in Elizabeth Holmes to spearhead the whole testing process.

Conspiracy theory me says ......Nah, this is just Pence’s biggest test, which he is failing at for a number of reasons, and it is Trump’s play to throw him under the bus to possibly replace him in the election.

Dude has the emotional range of a fucking 2x4. It’s like someone took the Maximilian robot from The Black Hole, drew a face on it, and told it to try and do interviews.