And—in case you were curious—a used copy of Healthy Holly: Exercising is Fun currently goes for $32,924.03 on Amazon. That’s up $32,724.04 from November.

Yeah, he has earned my money. I was blown away by “Us” and “Get Out.” He’s a guy who truly loves the art form of horror movies, and he’s super-smart regarding the script writing. Also has an original eye for how to shoot scenes that seem fresh and new. Student of the game.

I hate that whole trend but I fucking love it here

drink every time they say candyman in the trailer.

They both have to fight Nicolas Cage?

LMAO, you edited your comment but didn't fix the death nail fuck up. Stay golden.

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

I’ve always been been fascinated by Philly. Only ever drove through it, but all media potrayals paint it as so bizarre. Like, you go from storied and refined 1776 to Geno’s, It’s Always Sunny, the Iggles, and Gritty.*

Ah yes, the “old” rapper that did the whole bad boy bit in his underwear for the teenagers early in his career is now a devout Catholic and a prude. Would have been funny if it was one of his songs and the DJ asks “Well, did you record one?”

Shakira and J. Lo’s halftime show drew 1,300 FCC complaints.

*And falsified documents of consent AFTERWARDS. They should both permanently lose their licenses.

I think our kids think our stuff is stupid, looks crappy but we force it on them

Being evil AF can really age a person. By the same logic, I guess this means Paul Rudd spends his off days helping old ladies cross the street and rescuing animals. 

He's only 67? 

I am. I feel embarrassed by our attempts to be 12 forever.

“And I never got caught neither.” Lol - every damn time.

Footage of the “Prison Consultant”:

...and knowing is half the battle.

I honestly don’t know how any members of this family go out in public without being spit on constantly but I guess everybody’s got much better manners than I do.