And yet if you asked white people to forgive the 9/11 hijackers, you'd get a much different response. I use that analogy as a litmus test.

So much this. I admit that I watched the forgiveness speech last night and was moved. My kids watched it as well, and I said “His brother is a better person than I am.” And then we went to bed.

I suppose the bright side is that she could have been soaked in much worse in the clubhouse in Oakland.

more like water’bro’ding

It’s funny how much of a heavy lift they put into making her “look” like a “man”-a process that somewhat resulted in the Geico Caveman. Realistically, you’d be surprised how easy it would be for many folks to pass as the opposite sex, especially women. Short hair, unkempt eyebrows, a moustache if you’re feeling like…

My brain:

Seeing all the assorted rightists blustering their way through interviews this weekend was equal parts hilarious and mind-bending. They were all so far out there, it really made me think this could be Trump’s undoing. The desperation was that thick.

wait whose new WHUT NOW?

Wasn’t anything about this article I didn’t love. Between this and Huey Lewis’ new single getting out today, my 80s heart is SO HAPPY right now.

Wait, don’t you realize that murder carries the *death penalty*? No one would risk that, that’s why the murder rate is now zero!

You can say that again. And you did!

I love you Helen Mirren. I love you Helen Mirren. I love you Helen Mirren.

loyal servant: “if you touch the Queen, I’ll kill you!”

She is fucking timeless and amazing. Holy shit.

I think you mean 24our/7even

Yet another superb life decision from a young man whose lifespan is probably now measured in days.

Well, murder is illegal, so if someone kills this guy, someone else will see it and help the authorities with the investigation.

With all the talk about having super-hot girls and famous musicians on a pleasure boat, it seems more like he was doing his Jabba the Hutt routine.

It's in the Special Edition

Admittedly it’s been a while since I saw A New Hope but I guess I missed the bit where Alec Guinness is partying with babes in bikinis and listening to fancy music?