Where’s the Kickstarter for Key and Peele to reenact the scene of Crennel having to tell Winslow to maybe stop jerking it in front of everyone so much? I’ll pay double if the roommate who reports him is Ozamatazz Buckshank or Donkey Teeth.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

3 1/2 years

citation needed

WHY ARE WE STILL HAVING THIS CONVERSATION???

Jessica Biel is still relevant?

“Nothing like this has ever happened on Earth” indeed. O_O

I don’t understand why anyone would want to visit Chernobyl. It doesn’t seem to be worth the risk, even today. There’s no way in less than 50 years that it is absolutely safe to be there.

An outright fabrication? One that paints her in a bad light?

I feel like his base would love that they got extra money because of his wife. One of those “he knows how to work the system” kind of things

Mitch McConnell “shrugged off” questions about whether or not his marriage to Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao is maybe the reason his state received special treatment from the Transportation Department for grants and other projects.

They’re British sheep.  Stiff upper lip, “Keep Calm and Carry On”, etc.

A good abstract on this. Summary - there is some evidence this reduces recidivism rates among sex offenders.

Yard work is the worst. My parent’s gifted us with a landscaping service for the year last year (I’d just had a baby and we bought their house so they knew how much work it required.) Doing it ourselves this year is already a disaster and you’re right about the consequences. My husband does the mowing but I do most of…

Doesn’t yard work need to be done regularly as well? It is a matter of intervals & standards, however, as someone who has been a single homeowner for quite a long time, it all needs to be done or there are consequences.

Its true that my husband does almost zero percent of the cleaning but he does about 95% of the cooking and baking because I’m crap at it and he’s not. He’s really, really bad at cleaning. He’s not pretending either. He’s as incapable of sweeping a floor correctly as I am at making a delicious french roast. But I would…

Holy shit 2.3 hours a DAY? I can’t imagine doing that unless I had 5 children and a whole McMansion to clean.

I just burn down whatever domicile I’m currently occupying when it gets too dirty, or I run out of clean dishes, or clothes, and then use the fire insurance to move into the next place. Work smarter, not harder, right?

Not only that, but we have to remember that, to many conservatives, being gay is just as bad as being a child molester. Some of them are misguided enough to believe they’re basically one and the same. If they believe this is acceptable for child molesters, gay people will be next, no question about it.