So the male rapists still get parental rights though, yes?

Because they are arguing emotions, not facts.

I hated Ranch as a kid and I’d get mad when my mom would try to entice me to eat veggies by dipping them in ranch.. Like, ew, mom. Now you’ve made them MORE gross.

“I already stole and spent her money, so now I’m moving on to yours.”

Is it sweet? because if it’s not sweet like real frosting, you are going to be in for some trouble and quite possible could scar a child for life with this shit.

I thought ranch dressing itself was what was supposed to entice kids (and adults, frankly) to eat raw vegetables. I didn’t know you apparently need to entice kids to eat ranch dressing...this just kind of seems like a marketing gimmick.

A group of broke assholes that she went to high school with (really, that’s pretty much been the extent of their involvement in her life until she started showing signs of dementia). They’re just after her money. This last court date, the judge gave me temporary guardianship, which more or less voids all the power of…

I’ve been thinking about that a lot recently. My mom has Alzheimer’s, and things have been getting messy lately. Last week, a lawyer representing a group of people that have been trying to strong arm my mom into writing me out of her will took me aside and said “I get how hard this is. My mom has Alzheimer’s too.”…

“My brother has autism.”

There is so much dumb in this world, the only ray of sunshine is Keanu.

Kylie Jenner, in the most unsurprising move of the year, hosted a “Handmaid’s Tale” themed costume party with Sofia Richie in honor of Anastasia Karanikolaou’s birthday.

Keanu Reeves is gonna be in a video game.

Yea, it seems like it would have been easier for her to just file a complaint. If the Metro workers really are as strict about enforcing the “no eating” policy on riders as people claim, then yea, they should absolutely have to abide by that rule, too. Of course, the Metro should also give it’s employees breaks long…

you’re not karen so it’s okay.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

Well, the big hope is, 1 - not airborne, and 2 - too successful, killing the host before the host can infect others.

My mind went straight to Goop in “Contagion”...

The Stand! That wonderful, terrifying book has haunted me for decades. The scene (I don’t think you can have a spoiler for a book that was written 40 years ago, but still, stop right here if you’re eagerly looking at a new copy and thinking “what COULD this be about?” ...) where the car the infected lab worker and his…