“go out and date and be themselves like the rest of us do.”

The whole article is worth a read, but here’s my favorite/dear lord help us all moment. After going on and on about how his appearance is keeping him from attracting the women he so deserves, Truth4Lies then drops this little nugget on us:

Also, another problem I’ve come across is that men don’t seem to look within their own age range. I’ve been on a dating site, and as a reasonably attractive 40 yr old woman, I can tell you that I get a million messages from men up to 74 years old. And I can’t help but wonder if all of these men 60+ years old are…

These are probably the guys sending 1000 unasked for dick pics a day, so they need those testes to look their bestes!

I would guess that a dude that would get testicular implants would be inclined to show them off(via dick pics) whether someone wanted to see them or not.

My second thought (the first being “dear god why?”) was: “which dinosaur....?”

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

I only have one condition about my man’s balls and it is Be Smaller Than Dinosaur Eggs Please.

“Incels also argue that women get similarly invasive procedures regularly and aren’t criticized.”

Testicular enlargement implants, some “dinosaur-egg size”

They’re mad because they think women only want hot guys — but they won’t settle for even merely “cute” women and want women who are “as beautiful as possible”? I doubt they see the hypocrisy in that stance.

I need to see the before and after photos of someone that has gotten a ‘manlier shaped head’. I can’t begin to imagine what that even means.

I get the Sound of Music reference in the headline, but at first, I thought I was going to read that tying testicles with string was some kind of self torture practice that incels were into. 

Ok but like...I’d be even LESS inclined to hook up with a guy who has had obvious cosmetic surgery so...

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

In what universe is “I must fuck Chris Kattan” a condition for getting a movie made?

Bullies are always ‘joking’. That’s their ‘Get out of jail free’ card.

Is it too much to hope Her Majesty walks out dressed as the Queen of Hearts and bellows :