The sight of that “Blunt” killed my high.

and I love the bullshit conservative narrative how this impacts all the hollywood librul elites...exhibit A is JARED KUSHNER...and then there are the Trumps

Next season: All Virgins!

Once upon a time, there was a very very special virgin...

a blood soaked bag? Fashioned into some sort of necklace?

GOP-

My husband would never, ever have asked my mom or my dad if he could marry me, and if he’d have even thought it was ok, I’d have made sure he knew it wasn’t. Luckily he knew it was not ok. Fast forward 10ish years to my younger sister getting married. She buys all of this patriachal bull shit and her husband does this…

I don’t watch the show, but I do enjoy reading the recaps/reactions.

Kirpa: Cassie’s not ready.

This has been bumming me out. The way he got so upset he ran away and now he’s still pursuing her gives me such bad vibes. I really hope she says no means no, but I’m sure she’ll go along with the story they’ve been pushing that it’s romantic for men to obsessively pursue women after they say no. Disgusting. 

Yale alum here. Both things are true: the system is unfair and those kids work fucking hard as shit. There are a large number of very rich people in the world, all producing these thoroughbred children. They'll do anything to get their kids that extra leg up; working the system is part of winning in it. These kids…

How did she find 600 people to talk too?

Only in America could this pathetic little boy actually be admired for never having had sex. As if Jesus really cares what he does with his tiny ding-ding. Its insane.

Colton, gurl - Jump over that closet door already. The action is swingin’ on the Algarve coast!

I have “The Brick Bible” which is...the Bible but told through comic book form featuring Lego and Lego people.

It’s the best Christmas give I’ve ever gotten from my (as equally as I) disenfranchised ex-Catholic sister.

Well, one problem I see from the above picture is it has fuck-all to do with what Psalms 124 and 125 say. That’s just a picture of a woman sleeping on a bench. Why not actually illustrate some real Biblical themes instead of raiding Pixabay?

There’s a foreskin ring painting of St. Catherine of Siena. So it’s not like there’s no precedent.

Also it was entirely remiss of me to not mention that they intentionally made everyone in my children’s bible young and hot unless the character was supposed to be 70+. Samson and David were both fucking ripped, mid-to-late twenties men.

Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king’s son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife. -Samuel 18:27

Oh, I’d never buy it. But I will stop by the nearest Christian bookstore and laugh my way through every page of it for free.