Will there be tasteful Insta-model nudes of Eve and Adam in the garden? Will there just be a dramatic photo of a blood-covered pebble for David and Goliath?

Interesting. A thought I just had... People say that the Bible aka “God’s word” is infallible. But how can that be when it was written by men who heard the words directly from God? Men are a far cry away from being infallible.

Is it just me or is it weird to omit the fact that this is apparently a parody of “Dear Mr. Watterson”?

By far the quickest thinking action one can do is to read the story before commenting.

A demonstration;

Zoos are tough. In a perfect world they wouldn’t exist; we wouldn’t need them. In the world we have, you are 100% correct - a zoo is the safest option for many animals. Zoos also serve a purpose in educating the public about wildlife and conservation, and I believe some zoos also raise money to help conservation…

Team Jaguar

I love his reaction, “ah, fuckin kangaroos,” like it’s just an annoying bee or something not a super strong mammal that can seriously mess you up.

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

Lilli Taylor is the “almost” in “horrible in almost every way”.

Nevertheless, she persimmon-ed

Mint with tequila? Heresy! It should be a 'Your Lime is Now' flavor.

This article had one instance of ‘Huge Ass’ in it.

You laugh now, but by the end of the week, there will be a “Shequila” that comes in an “EmpowerMint” flavor, and we’ll all be a little more dead inside.

That’s not what aging badly means....

Trademark holders are obligated to protect their trademarks, or they could lose them. While they are not in the same geographic location, there is still the question of brand / customer confusion (people may go to Mystic Pizzeria because of the implied association) or trademark dilution (which does not require brand /…

They have the Golden Arches, I have the Golden Arcs.

“Excuse me, are you the Judean People’s Front?”

brb opening a new chicken restaurant called “Sunday-Filet”.

What reason does a pizzeria that is not based in a town called Mystic call themselves Mystic pizzeria other than to increase hit rates in internet searches and create a false association with the OG/movie?