“Absofuckinglutely” - Jojo Siwa

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also: not heels.

Anyone else think those shoes are a couple sizes too big for him? I’m like 90% sure his toes are at least an inch from the end.

“That’s not a heel. THIS is a heel.”

This made me laugh way too hard.

Zoinks! It wasn’t me!

Oh God no! I want him to stay as long as possible. Agreed - the Tomlette & Greg scenes are the best!

RIGHT??? How does he think he’s going to make more at Waystar?? Like Uncle Logan is going to write him into the will???

Oh man, back in the late 80s I burned out the blooper VHS tapes they sent to my dad for re-upping his subscriptions. My favorite was some baseball player who was slowly trotting in to 2nd or 3rd and tripped & completely face-planted.

Same. I would pick up a copy on my last day of wherever I was to give to my dad. Which, now that I think about it, is kind of weird.

Distracted by sexting her married boyfriend, I think? I think she claimed some exhaustion (long shift or whatever). Still... how do you not immediately know you walked into the wrong apartment?

But but but sputter sputter {fetishization of first responders} that’s different! ‘Murica!

Beulah, bring me mah litter!

Came here to say that. And also, are they . . . three-legged pants??

How has this not been made into a film?! I hope they get back at that wet-blanket Dean & those preppy Deltas!

And Tom walking in & straight back out again was {fingertip kiss} perfection.

There’s a yellow plaid skirt that is more Cher (a la Clueless) than Rachel. Somebody’s mixing up their 90s...

The haircalf coat is clearly inspired from that episode of the alternate timeline when Rachel was a married housewife on Long Island.

TAX ALL THE CHURCHES!!!