Seriously, the one is apparently a well-known racist and the other has had way too many lip injections. Seems reliable!

Apparently I am only ever watching Ryan Murphy shows ever again. There is no time for anything else!

Take your star, you beautiful bastard!

Oooh, yes, this changes the entire math from the headline...

I feel like the point of this article is more like “Cut the Sleeves Off Your T-shirts to Get That Certain Look”.

My first two thoughts: 1) My big toe is really big. I’d be afraid of it getting trapped & turning blue. Which is why I’ve never tried those sandals that have just a heel strap & a big toe ring. 2) My mom has weird long second toes. I feel like people like that would end up with cramping, or where the big toe doesn’t…

Oh noooo, I came here to comment that she was looking better than she has in years...

Welp, now all I can think is I hope they can lock down Kyle MacLachlan when they make the movie.

I am all in for Malkovich. Soooo... I’ll probably watch this whole season all “Huh? Jude Law is a stone-cold fox, but... huh?”

Same. Although I was more like “Wat? But omg Jude Law is hot.”

I can never get that glossy finish on my cast iron so my eggs don’t stick like that.

Aw, Jean!

In the early aughts, I had a really cute pair of Skecher heels. They were red & had cork accents & were a perfect casual height - maybe 2" & totally comfortable. I loved them & wore them all the time for years until one of the heels broke. In half. There was no salvaging them. I was so sad! 

No.

Hold the phone, this is a Paul Feig joint? Yeah, I’ll be watching this.

JFC those are white!

Back in the day when I would spend all summer vacation outside, my hair would get amazing golden highlights! If I wasn’t stuck in an office all day & I had those natural highlights, I might not color my hair anymore! Now it’s just an anemic mousy brown. With random white hairs. Siiiiigh.

Last Christmas hits theaters November 8. I look forward to watching it on a plane on the Hallmark Channel in Spring 2020.

Meh, I’ve had the horizontal lines since I was at least 16. shrug. God forbid a woman ages! I do fight against the grey hairs with box dye, though...

I can see that ‘Fredo’ is an insult, but a slur? I don’t get that. It’s like being called a ‘Michael Scott’. I’d be really insulted, but wouldn’t even think to relate it to my scottish heritage.