Same thing in animal shelters - black dogs & cats are harder to adopt out. People really are the worst.

I’d be willing to have advertising on my TP if I got it for free. And I mean in my home, not at the office. “Shop at Walmart!” “Here’s what I think of that idea.”

Cheer up! You know that dog’s really being raised by the nannies dog walker & only trotted out for photo ops.

It’s batshit-insane to me that women & girls can be groped while they’re fucking asleep and still question what we did to bring that on ourselves, or wonder if we’ll be believed. This is rape culture & toxic masculinity!

Seriously - I can’t picture two less accommodating music people. Which, I don’t necessarily think they should be accommodating in this instance, but, you know. Cranky & curmudgeony.

Trust, but verify. He claims he’s changed his thinking on these issues, but what does he believe now? It all seems purposely vague. 

Fletch? Really?

Time flies, doesn’t seem a minute.

A restaurant serving only celery, champagne, and blow!

WILL WATCH!!

For sure. That video he released over the winter? WTF was that?

Why are all the pictures a picture of a xerox of a printout? I feel like I’m back in the 90s when we would get spam faxes.

Sad and probably true.

Goddammit. Cue the attempted comeback.

OMG, I found them at the Target near my house... I know what’s for dinner tonight!

OMG OMG OMG, I didn’t know this!! Where can I find this? Does Harris Teeter stock it?? I mean, I usually do that old grocery store maxim of shopping around the edges, but I may have to dive deep into the shelving to find this. I tried a fully homemade recipe off the interwebs & it was ok. Too crumbly & a little too…

That sucks! I love Ethiopian. I may have to order take-out from the place around the corner tonight... or make cheddar bay biscuits, I’m not sure. But yes, I want to know where Esther wound up going? Was it to Olive Garden? B/c the Darden Group apparently makes bomb carb-bombs at all of their restaurants. Mmmm, those…

CAN’T WAIT!!! Who knew that David Silver would turn out to be the hottest of all the guys?!

But look at that cute little chazzwazzer!