Or a Kindergarten Cop! Or a Junior! Or even a Twin!

Ja will have plenty of time to focus on his latest project, which is...another...festival

...her pro-abortion stance...

Oh man, when I watched Trainspotting with my roommate & her boyfriend, we got about 5 minutes in & I turned to them & said ‘have either of you caught a single thing they said yet?’ they said no, so we rewound (VHS!) & turned on the CC. B/c of this, I guess I didn’t realize they had some cheeky subtitle jokes in there!…

Fair enough. TG for web anonymity.

They used to need to do that in the UK b/c of rabies! A little googling has revealed that this requirement was relaxed in 2012. Who knew?! Well, I guess Babs did.

Barbra Streisand’s dogs flew to London to watch her perform, which I’m sure was super fun for them. Dogs love planes and loud concerts!

Well, Barron can’t turn out worse than Don Jr or Eric, can he? Ugh, why do I tempt the fates this way.

He looks like a half-melted Ted Cruz.

Arm candy & pushing out a worthy male heir.

My hope is that whoever makes the purchase turns the land into a Fyre Festival-theme park, a tourist trap for those of us who can’t get enough of wealthy people getting scammed.

Remember ‘the Mole’?

And also... he was already rich several months ago... so now he’s just... richer?

Ugh, the ice cream lady is so much worse. Nobody’s gonna accidentally buy a half a cake!

Welp, never a bad time to trot this gem back out. https://jezebel.com/i-rewatched-love-actually-and-am-here-to-ruin-it-for-al-1485136388

“One lucky actress will get to play the most famous woman in the world” an insider shares with Life & Style

“One lucky actress will get to play the most famous woman in the world” an insider shares with Life & Style

I really want to see a version of this with closed captioning. I had trouble hearing what was said, but wow, it looks insanely awkward. Like a freshman trying to impress the professors. Except they know the frosh’s daddy donated a ton of money to the school, so all they can do is give withering glances & slight…

I stopped using GrubHub & Seamless when they allowed me to order from someplace that wasn’t delivering that day. After an hour, I called the restaurant and was told I wasn’t the first person who had called to complain their food hadn’t shown up. And, of course, GH took my money & took several days to refund it. Fuck…

I think they sort of do, occasionally... Like if an error is discovered, they’ll fix it in your copy. Or in the extreme, if there’s a recall on the book, they’ll delete it off your device.