lizturtle1973
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lizturtle1973

If there’s a flood, I think your DVDs are the least of your worries. Besides: insurance!

As Daddy taught her, there’s no such thing as bad publicity! This will be so great when she restarts her fashion line!

So... maybe actually read the article before posting your uninformed ideas?

Can we please retire the old trope about the sexually aggressive teenager (especially wrt to black teens)?? Let’s say she did come on to you, Philo! You didn’t have the ability or wherewithal to say ‘hey, this is wrong?’ What a POS. This is why women don’t come forward.

Years ago, I lived in Bermuda & the late pm flight from JFK to Bda was always overbooked. It was amazing, b/c everyone knew they were always overbooked & would wait for the bidding to start. Everyone knew that nobody would move until it hit like $250 (like I said, years ago), and then everyone would pounce, b/c that

Ah, those carnies.

To be fair, nobody wants to have to explain why the overachiever shouldn’t be making a quarter of what your mediocre ass does.

Westerners drawing up borders worked so well everywhere else! India/Pakistan, any number of places in Africa... What could go wrong?!

BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY ENJOY WHAT WE SAY YOU CAN ENJOY! And that’s good, wholesome, Kirk Cameron movies.

The Baptists really are the PETA of “Christians”.

It’s metastasized to their brain stems.

“Joe, you’re not supposed to read the ellipsis out loud.”

That’s terrible! Nobody should have chimps or orangs as pets! Especially not dressed up like a human. That’s fucked up & the opposite of conservationism.

In polarized times like these, it’s with a heavy heart that I realize I fit in nowhere, as a person who uses fresh when possible, and powder in certain situations. Can’t we all come together & respect each other’s garlic usage?!

Ooh, yes, garlic powder is essential on my roast chicken. Whatever goes on it needs to be dry enough that the skin will still crisp up!

I was a committed Garfield fan, but never saw the show (I was a military brat, so maybe AFN didn’t line up the rights to it?). I was like weirdly into Garfield. I seriously wanted to grow up & marry Garfield. And I wasn’t a dumb kindergartener, either. I was in like 5th grade! I knew better! I understood he was a

Heathcliff:Garfield as Family Circus:Hagar the Horrible. All pretty terrible comics, but lord, I’ll take Garfield & Hagar over Heathcliff & Family Circus any day.

It’s a profile tied to her upcoming movie, which is “a campy horror flick about a bisexual hedge-fund CEO who kills men for fun and sport.