We did a full on, backyard Canadian blow out. Super nice night in Ontario. So sad, and yet heartwarmingly Canadian all at the same time - I think that Gord got to see how much he has impacted so many.

I have been a mess throughout this concert. A sobbing, sobbing mess

Streaming at home. My six year old had her birthday party today, so we will be staying in

Canada has switched on airplane mode. I’m heading down to a park to watch the show.

Bagpipes.

Ahhh, not music at all despite claiming it is: a freaking “preacher” on a Plaza outside UF classrooms claiming his hate speech was music to God’s ears.

There’s this guy around Toronto who plays drums while continuously making this booming noise with a homebrew didgeridoo (maybe a real one? not up on my didgeridoo knowledge) and it’s very distinctive and also terrible. I’m kind of impressed by his physical stamina, but still. He’s always on an extremely busy corner…

Not drums. But fake drums. Those fuckimg bucket bangers. I always want to stop and teach them proper stick technique.

Not without the entire city losing TV reception.

Alas, their love can never be consummated

And also because a significant number of us live in states where terminating a pregnancy involves walking through a minefield of protestors after a five hour drive because every other clinic in the state has been shut down.

This. It took me a long time to get on my feet after finishing school and entering the jobforce in the midst of the Great Recession. And so when I had sex for the first time, I admit the fear of an unplanned pregnancy took most of the fun out of it. Jesus, I even poured water in my condoms post coitus to be extra…

I’m so dumb that last week I was looking for Reading Market in Reading. And when I realized it was in Philly I was already stuffed from the bad pizza in Reading (was it always in Philly?)

It’s $28 at Sephora Canada, if any of my northern homies are interested.

It’s $28 at Sephora Canada, if any of my northern homies are interested.

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*

I’ve been using this one for years. I try to do it once a week for about five minutes, but you can do it longer if you haven’t used it in a while.

The thing I thought was most interesting was chatting how her treatment changed the more famous she became. When she was just an ordinary SeaOrg cadet, she got treated like crap just like everyone else but once she started becoming famous, they fawned and kissed her ass. Until she dared to treat Tom Cruise like a…

HEY. No hating on BNL, Flight of the Conchords, or Goo Goo Dolls. Ed Robertson and Jemaine Clement are my weird nerd crushes. Them’s fightin’ words!

Here ya go ;)

Liz, somehow I can’t help thinking you’ve got someone in mind...