So stupid. Did the cake stop being delicious?

I have an 8 and am looking to upgrade finally and I am apparently so behind that I have no idea what any of this means. The 14/15 don’t have home buttons, right?

Are the brown bits ground chicken?

That is an excellent question. Who is the “modern” Wincott? Who has that voice?

Logically, I know Fabletics is supposed to be pronounced like “athletics” but you know, more fabulously yet I read it and immediately go “Fable-tics.”

I’m going to my first starred restaurant this summer! It’s a two-star and a prix-fixe menu of 225 Euros and it sound AMAZINGLY pretentious and I can’t wait. Even if it turns out awful I figure it will be an incredible once-in-a-lifetime experience. Manageable goals are the best, I think.

I’m looking at this from the worker’s perspective: what do they do when a customer’s home is disgusting? There is no room in the fridge? There is no counter space? The customer is actually there, making lewd come-ons or fully exposing themselves? Violent?

The stomach acid thing is just Eastern Europeans for you. I’m surprised she didn’t mention that a shot of schnopz/slivovice would kill anything lingering in her stomach.

I always get honey for my McNuggets, too. Always sad when I’m in the States and they don’t carry it! Have to settle for Sweet and Sour.

An excellent Tik Toker’s (wait let me finish!) schtick is trying vintage recipes and he was astonished with Potato Chip Cookies! They did look pretty satisfying.

This is one of those recipes where you can just *tell* that it’s gonna be good. Simmering beef? Good! Dried chilies? Good! Spice combo? GOOD.

Oh mannnnnn now I want a box of Gobstoppers. They’ll go well with Nerds and Rockets (Canadian Rockets, let’s be clear).

I know it wasn’t a movie, but The Red Shoe Diaries were essentially erotic thrillers in miniature.

But will they have what I REALLY want?

I have small (B cup or so) droopy “tubular” (?) boobs and honestly... maybe these would make them look good for a day or special outfit. My boobs are too saggy to go braless (and they came that way with puberty I feel so cheated that I never had perky round breasts).

Excellent. Now I know what I will be getting for my birthday from at least 3 family members.

*sobs* please... someone explain the pulling-your-bottoms-so-high-over-your-hips thing... my family is dying

Something about True Crime makes me uncomfortable. I can watch SVU or Criminal Mind reruns no problem, but an article about a Real Gruesome Murder? No, thank you.

*shudders* No, thank you.

The Canadian National Exhibition is cancelled again this year (but I have high hopes for next year) and there is an almost-strict list of things I have to eat when I go: