No swords? But that’s how we cut our wedding cake. What sacrifices the royals must make for etiquette.

Hulu is America-only which means the rest of us have to hope one of our local channels decides to buy it. Netflix just buy B99 already.

Curse my adult on-set shrimp allergy!!

Itzakadoozies are Good.

As a Canadian, I am endlessly *fascinated* by American grocery chains (also I think the photo up top is for a No Frills - A Canadian discount chain under the Loblaw umbrella. Loblaw is a massive chain that owns most of Canada and... you know what? Canadian supermarket politics is weird so let’s not).

Oh man Instagram makeup is terrifying to behold. It’s one of those things that I appreciate the technical skill required to do it but if I saw you in real life looking like that I’d run away. Similar to an uncanny-valley situation. ESPECIALLY when they go heavy-handed with the highlighter. They look like androids.

Lindy was the one that brought me out of the greys so we share a VERY SPECIAL FOREVER BOND, OKAY

Check concealer colour on your face, not the back of your hand. Your face and your hand are two different shades.

You, specifically? Yes.

Life is a rich tapestry and we all have different feelings towards meat but

Grounds for divorce. WHAT a lie.

I LOVE MY STUFF

My elbows (and the skin closest to my arm bones) are crying just looking at that picture above.

That screenshot looks like Joker has like, REAL teeth in his cartoon face and it’s freaking me out.

Here for it. There’s always been a form of “fun educational tv!!” for kids hanging around but darnit, the golden age was clearly the early 90s with Carmen and Kratt’s Creatures and Magic School Bus and Popular Mechanics for Kids and Street Cents and others that I only have fleeting memories of but taught me the…

My real enemy are sebaceous filaments. Logically, I know they’re not blackheads and even if I remove them with pore strips and masks and squeezing they will literally come back hours later.

Their chemistry and innuendo are pretty damn hot for a kid’s movie.

I didn’t spend all of my student loans. OSAP (Ontario student loans) give tuition directly to the school and then give you a sum each semester to live on. For half of my semesters I put that money aside (I *luckily* had low living expenses and a job so I didn’t need that extra money) and let it get some meager…

The way my kitchen is set up I don’t have enough counter space to properly roll out dough and it’s seriously harming my pie game.

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