Au Pied du Cochon in Montreal has a guinea hen liver mousse that, I swear to God, makes me lick the jar it comes in. THANK YOU

I live in a neighbourhood that has a lot of new immigrants from that area and as such our kebab places are numerous and plenty. Our favourite is the Afghani kebab place, though. I have to figure out how they do their rice. And I’ve been known to pop in and grab like four naans to go since their naans are spectacular.…

Oh! And if you like vintage-y makeup, may I suggest Besame Cosmetics? I have a few of their lipsticks and let me tell you they are powerful beasts with intense staying power and just gorgeous packaging.

Revlon “Certainly Red” is one of my very favourites!

I love playing with makeup (even if I mostly do classic looks). Me and my *checks spreadsheet* 53 lipsticks can probably emulate this easily enough. I am intrigued by the bottom wing. Don’t really see that nowadays. I wonder how it would look under my glasses.

*Logically* all of this makes sense but I’m still gonna use my Ole Henricksen sauna scrub goo to make my face feel clean twice a week. It just feels good, dammit!

When this administration is done (soon, God-willing) where do you start undoing all this shit? How many *decades* will it take to fix all these mistakes?

The VANITY OF DOOM

Fish-hook earrings go on this:

I have four of these and honestly could use a fifth to really optimize my organization strategy (pinks to reds to dark reds to purples to my lone blue lipstick). I tried the larger 4 or 5 row straight ones BUT my Kat Von D lipsticks were too big for it so I returned to this style. The back row houses my liquid…

As someone who uses Excel to organize* her nail polish and lipstick and has the dresses next to the cardigans *just so* Martha’s closet is deeply, deeply satisfying.

How timely! I volunteer with the library once a week but was looking to expand, but commuting and only having one day off a week was making it difficult to find something I could fit in my schedule. These sound doable!

The Liberte 10% plain is my everything. It’s so good and low in sugar.

I am like you. Small boobs but big rib cage. Bras with my band size don’t come in my cup size. And extenders... are only so helpful/comfortable.

*please come in plus sizes please come in plus sizes*

This was very helpful! I essentially skipped most of JJ since I couldn’t handle Kilgrave. Too terrifying of a villain. I missed all the IGH and Will stuff. Maybe I can handle season 2.

Apparently they’re just misleading everyone - you have to sign in to view the coverage so you have to have cable >:(

Oh man the greys are bonkers on this one.

I know he’s doing fine but I just want a show with John to *stick*. I enjoy him too much for his shows to keep getting cancelled.

I have essentially devoted my life to Ronan so I am Here For This. (I’m almost through her entire filmography. Byzantium was weird and great)