We also would’ve accepted “fought self in mirror” for the deep cut

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

Any reason you photoshopped in a different picture of Darnold’s face on top of this one?

We’ve all been there

Disclaimer: My brother sent me this. I did not make it myself 

at this point would a war bump be a positive one in the polls? after 17 years of american’s dying on foreign soil, only the biggest psychos want another conflict. or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.

Well, that’s the thing. Conservatives (and it’s ALWAYS Conservatives) can never admit the truth. Look at their bullshit about Climate Change. Just be honest and say “Fuck you. I won’t be around by the time all this bad shit happens and I want my cut.” But no, they can’t even do that. Instead they lie about it being a…

They meant $9 total, not per gallon.

Cue the Denis Leary voice over “You want Super Duty? The only truck with high grade military steel. It’s not just tough pal, it’s Ford tough!”

Cam Newton is selfish can be described in on play, 4th and goal on the one yard line:
Selfish Cam - takes the snap, dives over the pile, scores.
“Good football” Cam - Hands it off to Christian Mccaffrey, who runs 20 yards to the left, before being tackled for a one yard loss (also acceptable, Cam drops back for a pass…

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

There isn’t even a debate to be had. Everyone knows who the better QB is. I mean, it’s right there in black and white.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

I unapologetically and unironically love Eli Manning. First off, he gave us two of the most satisfying (18-1 still gives me a shiver up my spine) and electric super bowl wins we could wish for. As a Giants fan, the joy those two SBs gave me is such that I don’t feel entitled to complain about the on-field product for…

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

You could have made up a couple names in there and I would not have questioned it. 

“He said that? Jesus.”