It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

A good O-line makes everything better. Elliot is good, but what could the Cowboys have done with that money and a running back taken in the third or fourth round of the draft?

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

Please, do not call republican Nazis actual Nazis for doing the exact same things that Nazis did.

lol

Miss Ingraham, I served with Stannis Baratheon, I knew Stannis Baratheon, Stannis Baratheon was a friend of mine.

something funny about an actual Nazi also being a grammar nazi

Football is the perfect sport for America because it’s manufactured tribalism that allows us to blather a lot of meaningless nonsense about fake combat none of the fans have any actual involvement with, while scrupulously hiding all the real-world consequences and in the process making a handful of billionaire…

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Your usage of the verb "Cutlers" is impeccable.

As I see it, there are three alternatives:

Teams cut players two weeks before the season. Why should it be a one-way street?

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

The fact that the NFL has made itself into a weekly orgy of vaguely fashy American nationalism can only hurt the popularity of the sport outside the US.

A lot of people can’t handle witnessing the truth. 

Thank him for his service.

Very true. My uncle was a notary public. That career is no joke.

Thank dog someone else is reviewing the second season of this show. I expect 85% less griping about how “on the nose” the show’s musical choices are; 100% less terrible analogies like calling someone getting their head blown off with a shotgun “edamame sucked into the mouth of God”.