And not wrong about the lack of emails. Got to the last and thought “that’s it?”

“So there you go, Tampa. You’re what people settle for when they can’t live in Cleveland.”

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

I wasn’t a big football fan in 1994 but I played a lot of Madden ‘94. My chief takeaway from that game, accurate or not, was that the Bucs were god-awful and it was a lot of fun to play as them while beating up on the computer, thus demonstrating my superior Madden skills.

What I always love about those stories about how committed the QBs are and how they are devoting themselves to the game is that they apply basically to every single semi-competent quarterback. It is just that with the good ones like Brady or Mahomes you don’t need to trot out those stories as everyone can just watch…

Vladimir:

I remember when I first saw Fitzpatrick in that outfit I couldn’t figure out why Connor McGregor was giving a press conference for the Bucs

Still my all-time favorite entry from WYTS, from 2014:

I’m pretty much done with NFL football. For all the non-Fox-News reasons. I watch a total of single digit hours over the course of an entire season. It’s great. And yet....

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Gruden is so successful in failure that he’s gonna be hired by the Trump Administration pretty soon.

The Raiders also gave the Bears a 2nd round pick because just trading a future Hall of Famer alone wasn’t Raidersry enough

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

It’s coming once GQ let’s Darnold go and he’s forced to write copy for K-Mart’s upcoming fall fashion catalogue. 

THIS! This right here is your submission. You’re so desperate for football that you’re commenting in a Jets WYTS article on a Redskins WYTS comment and yet you feel so apathetic about the Lions you can’t be bothered to email. That’s Lions fandom in a nutshell.

Gase improved the Dolphins twice: when he got fired, and when he joined the Jets.

The ‘Skins. I just can’t wait for the installment on the ‘Skins.

I can totally identify with failing to score because you’re too tired.

All I want is to be able to legitimately look down on the Bills again.

The Jets’ new unis look like how I imagine Axe body spray smells.