lizardpeoplespokesperson
Director of Communications, Lizard People Confederation
lizardpeoplespokesperson

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

I just use the three seashells.

I think the Dems were/are at a reality-disadvantage in the rust belt. Trump blew in and promised them they’d get their high-pay, low-schooling factory floor jobs back. Folks clearly bought it. What could Hillary say that would more attractive while simultaneously being more honest? Is the honest answer anything more

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

I’m employed at a shipyard that builds destroyers for the Navy. There hasn’t been an industrial accident resulting in a death at Bath Iron Works in almost 30 years. Safety is preached to us daily. There are checks and procedures for everything. That being said, injuries are common place. a part of the day to day. My

But mostly fear, which leads to hate.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

I see what you did there. I see it and I like it, but frankly my dear, I worry they boo him now but when it comes to voting in the midterms, these same people will be all like “but what about the aborted babies and mah guns?” And Jason will get re-elected.

Pre-election:

Just stopping in to say Jason Chaffetz is a shit weasel.

Just manage your expectations for 2018. Setting aside any post election considerations in terms of Trump damaging the Republicans chances for a moment, it’s a tough election for Democrats, with the number of “at risk” Democrats being considerably higher than the number of “at risk” Republicans.

Yup, my state has an all-Democrat, all-female delegation to Congress..... and a male Republican governor.

And fewer spelling errors.

Especially the gubernatorial elections. There are so many Republican governors in relatively blue states that we need to oust to fix the gerrymandering issues. That’s how we take back the house in 2020.

OMG, yes, this. My greatest fear is that we won’t have the numbers to turn this outspoken-ness into sea change in 2018. Because what’s been clear is that these fuckers think they can ignore the ire of their constituency b/c they think they’ll get re-elected anyway.

Don’t forget to funnel that rage into campaigns, too. 2018 will be here before we know it.

Here in DC there are a lot of jobs for the blind and visually impared offered by the government so we see a lot of them around town. I’m always amazed at how easily they can navigate the city. I bike to work and the other day a blind person poked my tire with her cane as I waited at a red light just off the

Thanks so much for the help you guys. :)

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.