I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

um.....Lock Her Up?

ESPN had better get it together or they’re gonna start losing business and I will twitter block them. Woj has never once responded to one of my tweets so I blocked the sucker. Yahoo better start “looking into” giving me a job or they get the block too.

Brooklyn is infor another shitty season.

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

Probably wants to bring in his own guys but wanted the coaches to deliver top prospects first. Just college coaches being college coaches - and by that I mean shitty human beings.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

There is no greater sense of pride and accomplishment than when your work team comes together to pull off a project that took literally all year and caused you pounding headaches, relentless anxiety, and lost sleep so that a few of the results can be taken and plopped onto a single PowerPoint slide and delivered as a…

Today, we are all grammercypolice.

#BleekerStrong. Hang in there.

Somebody took a Splenda packet off my desk yesterday.

The photos of the bloodbath are beginning to now surface:

You have our thoughts and prayers.

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

“Wait, you don’t have to feed them?”

Well, whatever trials this coach has put these children through, whatever suffering they’ve endured, it’s all definitely worth it for the sake of winning high school basketball games.

The longer I stay on facebook in these dark times, the smaller my circle gets. I’m absolutely livid I wasted any time or energy over the years on some of these people—and these aren’t even trumpers. And before anyone comments with the old “you’re going to let political opinions ruin friendships?”—when people I have…

This is never not true. It doesn’t even matter what the Facebook post is. It could be some random person’s dinner picture, and there would be a comment saying, “teh sauce on ur spaghetti looks like the blood of Obummer’s aborted fetuses librul murderer”

If it helps you at all they won’t actually provide him an education in any meaningful sense!