Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

There is absolutely nothing someone could say they did that I would consider an over reaction to bed bugs. Threw away your $2000 mattress? Well obviously. Spent two months salary on exterminators? Sounds about right. Moved and left all your stuff behind? You can always get more stuff. Burn your house down with your…

Agreed. Also most people can’t see them and you could have picked them up on an airport bench and now you will never get rid of them. There are people who have been through this and can now see them. They are living in the “Sixth Sense” world of “I see bed bugs.” They lift up a couch cushion and then you can see their…

Mrs. Buttersworth goes in the pantry because she knows what she did.

I did an advances land nav course in the military, you get dropped 25 miles from your objective deep in the mountains. You have food and water for two days, a compass and map. I felt like the ultimate bad ass out there, miles away from anyone—Mountain Man Dave! I started hiking out, and ten minutes in came across a…

See: every other claim Trump has made, ever.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

I used to volunteer a lot for Planned Parenthood in Los Angeles, and much of that was “community outreach” — going to communities that had a clinic and passing out information about the services it offered. The very first time I did one of those, I had what remains the most rewarding and simultaneously most…

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

That may be so, but the rug is not the issue. The Hound, Dude... Sandor Clegane. We can find this fuckin’ guy. He lives by The inn at the Crossroads (they’ve got good hot pies there... SHUT THE FUCK UP!) His brother is Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that Rides. You ever hear of a little thing called Robert’s Rebellion?…

Hey now.

On the way back from my honeymoon (Turks and Caicos) we were waiting for our flight. I went into the bathroom and sat down on the stall to take a really large hangover-fueled shit. In the stall next to me I hear this little kid’s voice “Dad...I’m done...” then there’s a really long pause and the kid says meekly “I…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

BUT HER FUCKING EMAILS

Isn’t a Fat Riker a banned sexual position?

Before 1986, it was simply a custom. Good things could have happened, but they didn’t because people had respect for the social order. The NGCHTB Act merely made law of what was accepted social practice. You might wonder why this was necessary. Well, there were people at the time who started wondering “what if…

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign