He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

My reaction to this headline as someone who grew up during the Bulls’ dynasty

LOL

Its girlfriend talked a big game but left it high and dry.

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

What I like about this post is that you’re successfully re-establishing your brand as one of the best Deadspin commenters to a whole new demographic of workshy masturbators.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

Your written English is pretty good for a Frenchman.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

“Old man doesn’t understand how voting works, wants someone to tell him how to feel about things: The story of the 2016 Election.”

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

i don’t believe that trump is a highly trained anything.

That, kids, is the story of how we got Rob Ryan.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Comey was actually one of the prostitutes hired for the micturition play in Moscow.

CALL THEM!!!