lizardpeoplespokesperson
Director of Communications, Lizard People Confederation
lizardpeoplespokesperson

This is the only time that anyone should quote an Adam Sandler movie.

My right hand just covered my heart out of reflex.

+I usually have no idea what I’m reading when it comes to Rom, but I know what I’m reading is words, and those words are probably good words.

...and in an odd way, it wasn’t until he lifted the team up from San Diego and forced it to play on a kind of aircraft carrier thing that could fly and also be a boat and wasn’t directly connected to any particular populace or geography at all that Spanos could SEE the damage he wrought, and the tarnished legacy he

Eli Manning and Geno Smith played in the same building at one point, so there’s that.

Charlie’s rant is a thing of beauty! And Steve Winwood! And Dennis’ body operating at maximum effeciency! And CAROL! CAAAROL!

Just clean up after yourself.

That_Other_Guy for NFL Commissioner!

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

While the economics of the decision have been crystal clear, Spanos’ loyalty and connection to San Diego have countered it.

This is obviously a troll list. Nightman Cometh, Gang Buys a Boat, and the Gang Gives Frank an Intervention are all woefully misranked.

“white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table”

I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

Somehow a man impersonating a politician being serenaded by a man impersonating a musician seems so perfect!

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

The Gang Buys a Boat, Gay Marriage, and Country Mack should be in the top ten. The Gang Desperately Tries to win an Award is Top Five, so is the Welfare episode. This list is filled with bad decisions.

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.