But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

I certainly prefer him to the new, official, national clown that we chose on November 8th.

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

On the subject of double-parking, is there anything more infuriating than some asshole double-parking in the traffic lane and totally destroying the flow of rush hour traffic when there’s an available parking space within a carlength or two? Come on, man, that’s not a school for cripples, your kid can walk the extra…

It’s so deeply ingrained it wouldn’t have ever occurred to me NOT to do that.

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

I’m from the South and I totally would have done that.

Yes, that Savannah guy story is absolutely a southern thing.

The best age to have a kid is when you are emotionally and financially ready and have a loving an supportive partner and family to help out, when the world is a safe and nurturing environment in which to raise them, and when they have a bright future ahead of them, full of wealth and opportunity.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

Where can I read more of this?

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

Strongest username/post synergy I’ve seen in a while.

Also, what kind of spunk are those male robots shooting out? Is Little Miss Wants To Fuck getting a warm basting of clam chowder up her hoohah when she goes and bangs Robot Strongchin? Have any guests died of toxic shock syndrome? What are the gay guests actually swallowing?

How much do the jizz moppers make per hour?

If you think they’re going to blame their Trump vote when their benefits get cut, you’re more optimistic than I am.

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

Champion.