But it’s perfectly fine if it’s that bitch Clinton and her emails 10 days before the election ...right?

We’re so fucked. So, so fucked.

I certainly prefer him to the new, official, national clown that we chose on November 8th.

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

On the subject of double-parking, is there anything more infuriating than some asshole double-parking in the traffic lane and totally destroying the flow of rush hour traffic when there’s an available parking space within a carlength or two? Come on, man, that’s not a school for cripples, your kid can walk the extra…

It’s so deeply ingrained it wouldn’t have ever occurred to me NOT to do that.

I read that as ‘my son’s 3rd penis’...

I’m from the South and I totally would have done that.

Yes, that Savannah guy story is absolutely a southern thing.

The best age to have a kid is when you are emotionally and financially ready and have a loving an supportive partner and family to help out, when the world is a safe and nurturing environment in which to raise them, and when they have a bright future ahead of them, full of wealth and opportunity.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

I just felt like I couldn’t let it slide, you know? I know most people reading this were thinking, “yeah, yeah, been done, who cares,” but I felt like someone had to stand up for our great Internet meme heritage.

Star Trek IV was the goddamned worst. How the fuck any trekkie can talk shit about the Prequels when Star Trek IV is a thing that exists takes an extra dose of mental gymnastics. There was at least some neat stuff in Attack of the Clones. In The Voyage Home they fly through the goddamned Sun which takes them back in…

It’s interesting how all of the Trump voters have practically disappeared from the comment sections. Fucking cowards.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Where can I read more of this?

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

Strongest username/post synergy I’ve seen in a while.