“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this one, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.”

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Wait - I thought everyone liked that Bing Crosby/David Bowie “Little Drummer Boy” duet, no?

Some fake Christmas trees are better than others. I’ll drink to that!

Does it change anything if you knew he was looking a Phillip Rivers the whole time?

Someone’s not impressed

“Hire this man.”

(Read in Gruden voice) Look at the motor on this guy. He gets up in there and starts banging around and BOOM he just unloads. I love the get off on this guy.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

He’s married to mediocrity.

I like it when white quarterbacks are fired up when they’re winning and pouty when they’re losing because it shows passion and competitiveness. This Cam Newton fellow, for whatever reason, rubs me the wrong way....

Cheerleaders on the sideline, barely clothed, shaking butts: Totally cool bro! Team spirit!

So you’re saying Cam is happy and all smiles when he’s winning but not when he’s losing? How did this guy even make it this far in his sport with that kind of attitude????!!!!

You hate him because he’s black. It’s fine just say it you pussy asshole.

If you think that the ACA made it through congress without any debate, you weren’t paying any attention. I spent over a month of my life glued to C-SPAN while they were hashing out the details of that bill. There was plenty of debate and the Republicans brought absolutely nothing to the table that would make any…

At what point can we just say that refs are punishing Cam for being “uppity”?

Actually I think you right wingers would be more comfortable in Iran. You get to hate outsiders, promote religious zealotry, and be as shitty to women as you’ve always wanted to. Sounds like your kind of place!

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.