I’d like to add that the DOI does so much more than management of federal lands (though that’s an important part of what they do). They’re also at the forefront of earth science research and practice (hydrology, fire science, soil science, forestry, ecotoxicology, fish biology, etc.) and are in charge of…

Obligatory PSA. Make sure to have your kids watch it:

Best possible apocalypse scenario.

The stadium will crown the river. It will anchor the city. It will buttress our economy. The stadium will salt our cod. This new stadium will fire roast our tomatoes. This stadium is Guy Fieri licking a bowling ball while naked on an ice rink. The cells of my body are humming in tune with an ancient space whale who…

I think Curt Schilling should be in the hall, too—the hall of great big buttheads!

is there such a thing as an alt-write-in vote for the Hall of Fame?

Really? Get fucked man, I’m one of those metro liberals. I hike, I camp, I kayak, I explore. I only don’t hunt because I have a god damned grocery store. Instead of pissing on us, realize that there are some of us who don’t want to take your guns away for hunting, we just want people to stop taking them into our…

It’s irrelevant whether this is a good or bad appointment. Sally Jewell has done a fine job, but if Obama let Malia make that decision based on her own personal interests, then the process is fucked and our democracy meaningless.

In Jamal’s defense, it is called a convenience store.

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

This is proof that even at 44 years old, Jamal can still pound the pigskin.

“The TSA had the opportunity to at least give us a happy ending.”

This is some goddamn greatness right here.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

This is great kinja. +$15.99 Service Fee

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

Getting up to code is gawdammn gubmint interfernce in the free market!

It should just be Jewbs. Jewoobs is stupid.