You don’t have to be hungry to eat a hot dog. Or a doughnut. If I just finished lunch and someone offers me a hot dog off the grill, I’m eating it. I ate breakfast on the way to work and there are doughnuts at the office, I’m having one or more.

Police have charged him with indecent exposure and open gross lewdness.

Hey. Some people actually like buttfucking.

Most Democrats are deeply unsuited to doing this, because most of them are paid by many of the same oppressive forces that pay the Republicans. Only Democrats who genuinely swear off corporate money and super PAC help can do that.

Hey! Stop insulting people with lizard brains. You humans did this all to yourselves. Don’t worry, though. The time of the Lizard People is nigh.

My dad watched a lot of boxing when I was a kid so I saw some great fights over the years, but like most of society, I’ve lost interest in it. Recently I was flipping through the channels and saw a fight on HBO. After 3 rounds, I turned it off. Lampley is fine, but Kellerman’s commentary is terrible and old Howard…

This sounds like something Jim Tomsula would say if he was smart.

Nice.

That Redskins one was written in blood.

Still one of my favorite things ever posted on Deadspin. From the 2014 WYTS:

Remember this whenever anyone says we should end Social Security and encourage people to manage their own savings accounts. Sure, it sounds reasonable, but the reality is most people wouldn’t do it and they’d have no retirement savings at all. 

I find the term, “Lizard brain” highly offensive when used in this manner. The Lizard People will not stand by and be blamed for Donald Trump! You did this all to yourselves, silly humans.

Well, I don’t believe touchdowns score 6 points. Take that, Dilfer!

Why does the dealer take so fucking long?

The third time he does that in front of my house, he’s gonna find two deep footprints and a pile of shit on his hood.

The Wiliam/Emily scene is taking place way in the future at the Delos moonbase where Dolores beamed all the data to.

From a 2012 Mike Leach press conference: “I think what’s interesting about that is people kind of select a phrase they like or that they’re most motivated to attack me or our program with, without looking at the parts separated by a mere comma where I talked about how that correlated with our coaching efforts and…

If I had the time, I’d edit together a video of Mike Leach press conferences and make it look like he was saying he is totally into sex with animals.

I understand your frustration with the video review, but your insistence on it being a charge is absurd. I’m sure we could find literally thousands of block calls made against defenders doing the exact same thing LeBron did while they were defending LeBron that you didn’t think were charges. We’ve all seen blocks…

As long as they’re not blaming the Lizard People, I really don’t care.