I hate agreeing with a Bama fan, but for once, you’re right.

Yeah. Did I just watch someone die?

The guy in the gray T-shirt is the real MVP. Barely reacts to a human being flying over his head, slight shuffle as the bull goes charging by. The straw cowboy hat landing nearby is the only thing that startles him.

Finally someone explains things in a way I can understand them. Thanks.

I used to watch so much TV I could tell what product the commercial was for just by looking at the font of the small print. I’m not proud, but I’m a little proud.

I’ve never needed an excuse to drink beer outside, but it works for a lot of people.

Were they entering the Danger Zone?

Tebow is never the answer. Unless the question is “Who loves Jesus?”

Is Joe Flacco elite?

As a liberal, respectful, kind of nerdy straight guy who likes intelligent, empowered, thoughtful women, dating in DC in my 30s was awesome. I got the perfect wife out of it.

The good news is that Tom Brady Tears are “alkalizing” and help maintain “muscle pliability.” Get yours now!

Without sweetheart deals, corporations have to decide where to build their facilities based on things like quality of workers, infrastructure and quality of life... encouraging communities to improve education, infrastructure, parks, water and air quality, housing and lowering crime rates. Everyone wins!

Is shitting on a turd really that bad?

My favorite bite of food in the world is forking a piece of medium filet, stabbing a few frites, and dragging it all through Bernaise.

Check out Artemis by Andy Weir. It’s a pretty realistic version of what you’re describing.

Exactly. It’s difficult to find a more loathsome group of people than sports team owners, they have to have someone to protect them like a shield. Hell, the NRA does it for gun companies, too. It’s a solid PR strategy.

Or... just don’t commit sexual assault. That works, too.

Oh, Leopards... okay. I thought you were going to start blaming the Lizard people again and I’m not having it.

No. The answer is Jail. Jail is the worst place to be almost all the time and the added torture of a hangover is almost unbearable. The only solace is that everyone else (including the cops) is also hungover or about to be hungover once their high wears off.

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