“Safari” sports cars:

Baller-on-a-budget here already took the time to drive from his crappy apartment complex to the nice neighborhood to get the pictures (note that the car is parked on the street, not in a driveway). And it was probably a long drive, so he had to stay hydrated!

I would have felt more positively about this car if it was up on blocks.

Probably could have gotten a better response if he just slapped on some black steelies.  

The red “Jaguar” sticker in the window did it for me.  I wouldn’t drive a car previously owned by someone with such horrible taste.  The interior probably smells of a combination of orange dreamsicle air freshener and Brut cologne.

Actually, I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see that it has dice.

The wheels are rediculous, but you know what gets me? THAT GIANT FREAKING WATER BOTTLE!

Those stupid fucking wheels tell me everything I need to know about this car, and what they tell me is no dice.

Was is the manual or the auto? I’ve read complaints about the auto’s preference for being sluggish to try and keep it in a higher gear. I know I won’t win many drag races, but I have that 1.3T in a manual and have no problem keeping up with my areas very speedy traffic (and often enjoy the kick when I can time the…

I’ve actually always been very fond of the Renegade’s styling, and this is a decent update, IMO. It looks a bit more fresh, without totally abandoning the look. To me it looks more “serious” than angry.

more the punisher logo, which has been adopted by all the racist treason monkeys as a symbol of their treasonous intent.

the most laughable one is the thin blue line punisher logo...  

They are actually incredibly cringey to see in real life, and essential equipment for all the neck tattoo guys at my gym.

The old front end looked kind of “happy but unaware” whereas the new ones give the car kind of a “determined, but not angry” look. Overall I think it’s an improvement.

angry jeep eyes are dumb. about 30% of the jeeps in my area have the angry eyes grill kit and punisher logos. it’s like playing “spot the racist!”

Sadly, the fashion police don’t have jurisdiction in Texas.

Take your damn star

Probably insecurity for many although I’m sure some have been victims of violent assaults or were just raised with an idea of “preparedness” that involves carrying a firearm.

“I am here to drink coffee and kick ass... and I’m all out of, oh wait slurrrrrrrrp”

I guess that makes it a hemi-automatic rifle.

Uggs don’t go with a black AK.