If you are actually the owner of the featured BroDozer and have decided, days later, to join various online forums to defend its honor, you have just cemented that those noting many probable insecurities were on target.

Yeah, it’s usually a sports car thing for getting in and out easier. See the new vette. A little funny in a family type 4 door sedan. The yoke was also used on a trans-am in the 80's I'd say the squarkle is an improvement. Lol

Sometimes the “I know you specified new but this 10 year old car makes more sense for your situation” is actually really helpful advice. It might not be what they want to hear, but these folks buy and sell cars for various uses quite often, their view is an experienced one.

We get that you don’t own the car. The lease also stipulates that you can buy the car at the end of the lease for a certain amount of money.

Sorry, bad advice is always free.

It’s not turbo lag, that doesn’t even really exist anymore. Ford programs its truck transmissions very, very far in the direction of fuel economy, which makes them very excited about shifting up, and very reluctant to shift down. You can correct this simply by putting the transmission in sport, pushing the tow button,…

Mazda 3 hatchback (also available in sedan but go for the hatch please)

They did a story about this a while back. It usually happens after some rear end work that involves separating the axle. If the two sides of the axle aren’t connect to the frame in the same spot then you get the crab walk. The front end is controlled by steering anyway which makes this possible to start with. The…

“one thing is clear. This is a big of a once-promising brand for the automotive industry.” This is the one thing that isn’t clear.

If you are a hedgehog, don’t try and be a bird. Know the hedgehog, be the hedgehog. Be the best damned hedgehog.

Yeah, I sat in one and from the driver’s seat forward I was thinking “yeah, ok”. Then I looked at the back seat legroom for my growing pre-teen and thought “uh...let’s look closer at the GTI”

Though not a dickhead by most accounts, I actively shopped these because I find them absolutely beautiful...and even now, decades later, they still grab my attention when I see one. That said, you’re 99% correct.

May be just the pictures, but the hood looks “off” - the detail line on the hood fades in and out and the reflections off it are blurry, like it had hail damage or something.

ND. If only because to buy it you’d have to meet this guy.

No dice for taking keyword spam to a goddamn obscene level. Your high mileage fancy Nissan isn’t desirable enough to excuse that bullshit.  

The overall tone of the ad, the wording makes me hesitate. On the face of it, seems like it should be a NP, but the seller comes across as a dickhead and $6200 is too much to put up with the hassle! So No Dice because I wouldn’t want to deal with this guy and his boy-racer modifications.

Nice Nissan bro. Lets see, where to start, cost seems fair enough (in this day and age) for a stock G35 in great shape.

Maybe automakers should start tapping into the reliable-vehicle-sans-modern-BS market. It seems to be growing. 

How is that even legal?

The old truck doesn’t have a stupid tablet glued on its dash. It has a real radio and a/c controls.