Well we all know how Nero vs. Flames usually turns out.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Then explain the extra “t,” pal.

Zach Britton begs to differ.

“I think I might just give them permission to keep using it.....then take it back”

this is an incredible own

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

So at what point can we start seriously talking about how we really shouldn’t be a single country?

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

Thank you for participating.

I will miss seeing these.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

It’s journalistic quicksand for a moderator at a debate to step in and try to right every wrong or correct every comment.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

Who else read that transcript of negotiating with a merchant and heard Watto’s voice from the Phantom Menace?

So bad it’s good.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.