Does... does Dave Portnoy have teeth?

That’s a totally fake page, you guy.

Jansen threw most of three innings a few days ago in the clinching game against the Nats. Probably wasn’t expected to be at his sharpest.

Sounds like they had to cobble together several takes (badly, at that) to get that “I don’t know if we will win, but we will show them a beautiful game” line too. Yikes.

.....K.

“Could you imagine telling your auto insurance company that you exceeded the maximum rated speed on your car so you want it written off as a total loss even though it’s in perfect shape and still running?”

Guy couldn’t take $160k in fines out of his $9M salary this year?

That man got baby arms.

Uh fuck off?

The ol’ misspelled meme. A classic.

But what does Colin Cowherd think about this?

Naw, I think you’re off on this. He likely knows it’s bad radio, but just doesn’t give a fuck. The guy talks about what he wants to talk about. Him and Dog used to ramble endlessly about old movies no one gave a fuck about.

As a New Yorker who hears this clown more than he’d like, I find it strange that this makes news because it *literally* happens in some form every show.

It alarms me at how inept and tone-deaf Nintendo comes across sometimes. Here’s a sampling that dampers my enthusiasm some:

It's almost as if that link wasn't there when I first replied to this article.

Thank you. Feel like this should’ve been covered in the article as a citation of why this was “literally” better than a perfect game. Which I maintain, with this information, is still kind of nonsense.

Please explain what the hell a “game score” is.

I get what you're saying but that suspect was hardly driving fast or furiously. I honestly don't know why the cops didn't run up next to him and whack him with a nightstick.

This is a fair point, but do they have to cuff him immediately in order to do that? Seems extreme. The cop immediately put his hands behind his back like he’s some kind of threat.