Why do lawyers insist on using those black highlighters?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This Is April ™️

Kanye West hangs with Trump, defends Bill Cosby but Taylor Swift is the enemy...okay lol. West was the one who called her ‘that bitch’ in a song while acting like it was going to be a compliment. Keep sucking his egomaniac dick though.

She’s been hurt forever and it’s VERY disappointing to see she won’t be able to ply her trade in ring anymore. I hope they can use her as the commissioner on Raw or something like they did with HBK

These situations are always tragic, but somehow here knowing how long of a path Paige had back to the ring before this just adds that extra layer of sadness there. Especially since she was still somehow one of the youngest performers on the main roster.

Why so mad bro? Deadspin takes plenty of shots at ESPN but this wasn’t one of them - this was pretty straight reporting, together with an acknowledgment of the pressures ESPN, like other media companies, faces.

The trade deadline has passed jabrone...

So you are telling me he’s gonna have to retire with his 100 million dollar net worth and a more functioning brain than anticipated? LIFE CAN BE SO CRUEL.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Huh, usually a sexy star’s photo shoot leaves me with an injured arm.

If you’re curious as to why a good majority of Americans don’t care about soccer, look at the reaction of the guy in blue on the ground as if he has been shot both before and after he weakly falls.

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks…

(Clyde Frazier pops up out of nowhere)

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

He did it in front of the mirror so it was actually 61:3 nhoJ