Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Yeah they did. And the Mets took their place as the second Wild Card team.

You are quite the party.

Found the never-nude.

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

I remember the ‘Company Reports Something, Seems Pleased’ articles that used to show up on a regular basis.

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

He is, however, 6-for-6 when it comes to screaming his predictions in a condescending tone.

Shit. We know what happened the last time Mohammed was fed up with the jets.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Nice try, Drew. Still not gonna listen to one of these.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

One of the most pathetic moments I’ve ever witnessed.

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

would it somehow be less ridiculous if the artist wasn’t white, or for that matter wasn’t even a man?

They’re also being very cool to KS supporters YEARS later. Anyone who backed at the $50 tier or higher gets a free copy of the sequel.