“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

I’ve liked the shake up with the characters, specifically Clark, but I can’t help feel that Jim is ruined now if he goes back to being Commissioner. He’s now done what Batman does. Doesn’t that kind of kill their dynamic? They are no longer two good men trying to do the right thing in different ways, but two men who…

Ironically, I won a bet on this decision.

Not much to say. I look forward to catching a replay of the 2nd half of the fight on a vine.

They figure most UFC fans don’t read anyway.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

You lost the moment you trusted a ginger. Unless that ginger is the Wendy’s girl. I’d trust her with my lunch time options, and my heart.

I wonder how much nobility there is in moving the team to a publicly financed stadium up the road and raising ticket prices for the privilege of seeing (maybe) Freddie Freeman (then again, maybe not) take the field with an assortment of old men and Double-A talent.

Don’t forget trading a utility infielder and temporary possession of what remains of Bronson Arroyo for 6 yrs of Touki Toussant. In less than a year the Braves have acquired Arizona’s top draft picks in each of the past 3 drafts.

Braves are in STEALTH mode

Ah, found the Sixers fan.

“I’ll just show myself out.”

Baker was so unaware of the alleged Chapman incident that he wrapped up his press conference by announcing that if no one had any more questions, he would be leaving in order to make it on time to tonight’s John Lennon concert.

You’ve got a better chance of getting some speed with Latin and African-Americans.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.